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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:06
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
New Research Reveals That the Universe Could End Way Sooner Than We Thought - SciTechDaily
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
6 Things Women over 50 Should Do Every Night Before Bed, According to Dietitians - AOL.com
share office space ...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
4 Ups & 5 Downs From WWE SmackDown (6 June - Results & Review) - WhatCulture.com
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
So they tried
NASA Might Have Accidentally Landed Near A Volcano On Mars - IFLScience
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
People Are Being Involuntarily Committed, Jailed After Spiraling Into "ChatGPT Psychosis" - Futurism
Everyone loved it.
No go.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids